Even in the greatest superhero city on the planet, I would never have imagined that my day planner would look like this:
Day 1: Get blown up by a psychotic supervillain.
Day 2: Use my newfound superpowers to stop a giant mutant Allosaurus.
Day 3: Fall in love with both the world’s greatest superhero and the hot ex-Marine with a dark past.
Day 4: Realize that I have to unite the four greatest superheroes in history to stop said supervillain.
Day 5: Save the day and make my wildest dreams come true.